you wouldn't last one minute on the creek
A downloadable cosmic dread funnel
I was once watching a certain beloved show about a sentient creek. When I brought it up at work, someone mocked me. I quickly shouted at them "YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE MINUTE ON THE CREEK". This brewed in my skull for years.. Now I offer you a TROIKA! compatible version of this experience. So uh.. roll up a character with the background of choice.
- This is a cosmic dread simulator, that could also function as a funnel. Maybe you're playing a game and you need a duel and someone shouts "YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE MINUTE ON THE CREEK"... ya.. now u kno what will happen.
- You could also use it as a quick way to level up your TROIKA! characters.
- It's also totally functional as a 1 player game.
- let me know in the comments how many seconds you make it on the creek... maybe we'll make a leaderboard. Currently a pickup truck made it 10 seconds before taking a frisbee to the face and being sent to its doom in the creek.
Offering of Dark Space Nachoes:
“You wouldn’t last one minute on the creek” is an independent production by Orbital Intelligence, LLC and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council.
ps could u design a background that could last 60 seconds on the creek?
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I figured that creek’s aren’t deadly enough. and “creek”’s are 2 deadly.
I’d love to turn it into a spell at some point. Like a 5 stamina spell or something. “I cast ‘you wouldn’t last a minute on the creek’ on the dragon” “u sure u want to do that?” “To the creek with it” “so be it. As unto water we are unto hydrogen”